Until now, for calling overseas from my cellphone, I have been dialing with one of these two prefixes:
- A plus sign (+)
- 001

It had occurred to me that there might be cheaper options (with different prefixes), but I hadn't tried to research them very hard until just now. A friend called today and said that dialing "008" as a prefix is the cheapest option, so I decided to find out for sure. I called Japan (00881) and found that it cost markedly less than the previous methods I had used, but that the line was a bit choppy at times (although totally useable)... It was time to get the low down on all these dialing prefixes:

"There are now two 'official' companies offering International Telephone Services here in Thailand.

CAT - offers 'International' connections via the prefix 001 & 009 (different prices), and is available for almost all phones (both fixed line & mobile).

ToT - offers 'International' connections via the prefix 007 & 008 (different prices), and is available for all phones.

001. The original International Access code for use FROM Thailand. All phones will connect if prefix 001 is used. The quality is excellent, BUT this is the most expensive method. In most cases it will NOT be necessary to use 001 - try these others first.

007. This is the new high quality service for ALL lines + mobiles (cheaper than 001). Recommended for fax use, and '1st class' voice.

009. This is the new prefix number for all TT&T lines, AND mobile phones of these providers (AMPS, GSM, CDME, D-TAC, AIS, ORANGE). This prefix provides a good discount via Voip (reduced quality) (cheaper than 007).

008. This is the new reduced quality service for ALL lines + mobiles, perfectly adequate for voice (cheaper than 007).

Note - 007. Prices vary with destination, but, until further notice a promotion of no more than 9 baht/min will operate 24/7 to the following countries:

Note - 009. Prices vary with destination, and promotions come and go, but many ‘western’ countries are either 5 baht/min or 7 baht/min. see prices at: http://web1.cattelecom.co.th/ (currently the cheapest?? Aug 2006)

Note - 008. Prices vary with destination, but, until further notice a promotion of no more than 6 baht/min will operate 24/7 to the following countries:

Alaska, Australia, Belgium, Brazil, Brunei, Canada, China, Denmark, Finland, France, Germany, Greece, Guam, Hawaii, Hong Kong, Indonesia, Israel, Italy, Japan, Korea, Kuwait, Laos. Macau, Malaysia, Mexico, Norway, Russia, Singapore, South Africa, Taiwan, U.K, USA."

The above was quoted from this page, which has tons of useful Thai phone-related information and seems to be updated regularly.

To summarize, the 008 prefix seems to be the cheapest option for calling overseas from a mobile phone in Thailand, and the voice quality is adequate. If better line quality is desired, 001 or 007 is the way to go (although I'm still curious where the plus sign prefixed calls are routed through).

So as not to be outdone by all the redneck, hillbilly, and Texan jokes; You know you're from California if:

1. Your coworker has 8 body piercings and none are visible.


2. You make over $300,000 and still can't afford a house.


3. You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a conversation in English.


4. Your child's 3rd-grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring, and is named Sun Flower.


5. You can't remember . . is pot illegal?


6. You've been to a baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm donor.


7. You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are grown, and you can taste the difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian.


8. You can't remember . . . is pot illegal?


9. A really great parking space can totally move you to tears.


10. Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the U.S.


11. Unlike back home, the guy at 8:30 am at Starbucks wearing a baseball cap and sunglasses who looks like George Clooney really IS George Clooney.


12. Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.


13. You can't remember . . .is pot illegal?


14. It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every news station: "STORM WATCH."


15. You pass an elementary school playground and the children are all busy with their cells or pagers


16. It's barely sprinkling rain outside, so you leave for work an hour early to avoid all the weather-related accidents.


17. HEY!!!! Is pot illegal????


18. Both you AND your dog have therapists.


19. The Terminator is your governor.


20. If you drive illegally, they take away your driver's license. If you're here illegally, they want to give you one.

(thx dad)

Rule number one: The Thai Delta Force is not going to save your gambling ass.

Comforting words at the Nong Khai border crossing, Thailand

The ghetto-est wheel lock ever (or maybe it's a parking boot?):

A mobile ATM van (Thai Military Bank - doesn't a MILITARY bank just seem safer?)

Welcome, Comrades!

"...some animals are more equal than others."

Speaking of animals:

Fresh meat sleeping; their brothers are roasting in the background.

A restaurant (and Tandoori chef) in Vientiane we can heartily recommend:

Rashmi's Indian Fusion, across the street from the Lao Plaza Hotel.

My favorite shot of the whole trip:

"Don't flap your arms like a bird or God will strike you down!"

Fascinating in so many ways.

(via f*ckedgaijin)

In some ways, living in a gated community of nice houses here in Thailand really makes me feel comfortable because it's so similar to living back home. Then something comes along along that just blows my mind and serves to remind just how differently some things are done here. Case in point, the Trashdozer:

Trashdozer!

Kill Kill!

I have no idea why they don't just use a garbage truck... Then again, if it was my job, I'd rather use a payloader, too.

Yesterday was a paradox of bad things that would have been a lot worse if not for little blessings:

1. A big dog came running after me - but there was a big rock on the ground next to me, and I don't play to lose in a country that doesn't vaccinate


2. Our right rear tire blew out on the highway - but we were only going 60kph, and there was a tire store 200 yards up the road


3. Nam locked us out of our house - but her sister, who lives fifteen minutes away, just happened to have a key


4. I stepped on a dog turd - but it was the "perfect" consistency (not wet enough to stick and not dried out enough to crumble and generate the dreaded Doggy Doo Dust)


5. The water supply for the entire neighborhood got shut off - but there was water left in our auxiliary tanks, and taking bucket baths on the lawn was refreshing

Fondest memory of Laos: Watching this every night, with a cold Beer Lao in hand.

Vientiane: Laos is filled with shiny, happy people (holding hands).

Taken over the shoulder of our Skylab driver.

Vientiane: Commie amphibians fucking in the street.

Vientiane: New recruits getting ready for some ass-kicking at the Temple of the Golden Dragon

A word to the wise: Don't post to 2ch when you are in Laos. Pass it on.

I had to make an emergency trip to Laos from this past weekend to change my visa. I just got back ten minutes ago. I have not read any e-mail or messages yet; if you wrote to me in the last few days I'll be in touch soon.

Just thought I'd let you know one of the most unpleasant combinations of injuries/sickness I have ever experienced: Bruised ribs and projectile vomiting.

I thought I'd let this one pass because the cause of the bruised ribs is kind of embarassing... A couple weeks ago, my hand slipped outward when I was pushing myself out of the bathtub, and the full weight of my torso came down on its edge (I made kind of a wheezing, squeaky sound like ooofeeeeee...). No immediate sharp pain or anything, but it was sore like hell for about a week (although the soreness is almost gone now, except when I lay on my side).

Then last Friday I must have eaten something bad at the university cafeteria for lunch, because by late afternoon, I started feeling nauseous. We were having a dinner party at our house that evening, but I was bedridden with a fever and diarrhea. However, our guests were from Japan and I had to at least say hi. So I took some pills to settle my stomach (I hadn't actually puked at this point), and got dressed, then went downstairs to greet about thirty people... Long story short, I should have stayed in bed. By the time I got around to the last group bowing and sawasdee-ing, I could feel the purge valve kicking in - I hurriedly said my greetings, excused myself, and ran upstairs with burning vomit creeping up my throat inch by inch. I burst into my room and did the oh-fuck-where's-the-wastebasket dance with puke leaking into my cupped hands, and fell to my knees gagging as tears ran down my cheeks. Nam found the wastebasket just in time (I couldn't make it to the bathroom) and kicked it over to me....

UUUUUUUUA....UNGLARRRRRGPH...BLAAAAAAAAA

You know that split second when you're tossing your cookies, I mean really tossing them with your jaw locked forward and neck stiffened, and a stream of foul-smelling acid is flowing out your mouth, and the only thing you can cling to inside is the ANTICIPATED RELIEF you will feel when you are all done?

Yeah, that moment never came.

Instead, my bruised ribs immediately started screaming in protest at being stretched - it hurt so bad that I was actually crying from the pain instead of the vomiting - and had the unexpected effect of making me vomit more. I had created a perpetual cycle of vomit!

//

The punch line: Apparently all the dinner guests outside on the lawn heard me through the open second story windows, and there were more leftovers than we expected - especially the fish.

So I'm looking for a car.

I've been to nearly all the dealers in town, and nothing inspires me - it's all rather depressing, really. On top of the fact that everyone is turning out overpriced dreck in general, Thailand happens to be one of the most expensive markets for new and used cars I have seen. Some prices that have stuck out the past week for new (mainly 2006 year model) cars:

Honda Civic 2.0L sedan, decked out: $28,000

Honda Accord 2.4L V6, decked out: $41,000

Mazda 3 Hatchback 2.0L, decked out: $28,000

Chevy Optra 1.6L Airbag/ABS/Leather interior: $20,000

Nissan 350Z 5/6 speed MT: $140,000

... and you can buy pretty much any pickup truck you want for less than $25,000

I've noticed that the models offered in Thailand are fairly anemic with the small to mid-sized sedans/5 doors being capped at an even 2 liters. This is why I decided against a pimped out Mazdaspeed equivalent - because it isn't. If I'm putting out close to 30k, I want the zoomzoom, ya know?

Another thing I noticed is that out here in the countryside, at least, even big dealerships only stock a few models of cars - understandable, I guess, but some were even reluctant to order models they didn't have!

I actually came here wanting to buy a pickup, but decided pretty quickly that I don't need one and it would be a bitch to drive one around everyday on errands.

SUVs are too damned expensive, plus are just too damned big for everyday use.

What I really want at this point is a full-sized sedan, but I'll be damned before I shell out 40k for an Accord, or worse, a Camry.

That leaves the mid-sized sedans. The 1.8L Mazda 3 sedan goes for about $23,000. It's better looking than many of its counterparts, but has a few design quirks of its own... I don't really like the front console much at all, it's like a gaudy stereo component system cobbled together with a readout reminiscent of NFSMW, which may work in the Mazdaspeed 3, but not the sedan.

I had to take my sister-in-law's tiny Opel hatchback into the Chevy dealer for work (which is also the only authorized service center in the area for a few other GM brands). I was shocked! I have been checking the service areas of all the dealers, and Chevy's was by far the cleanest and most tightly run... The staff was quick and polite, and knew what they were doing! I was so impressed, I started asking about the cars. Chevy is pushing a couple mid-sized sedans at the moment, and one of them, called the Optra, caught my eye. It looked EU-styled, handsome. It came in dark gunmetal, my favorite color. And it cost a lot less than its Japanese counterparts... Maybe, just maybe, this car was a possibility... Was it possible? Could it be true? Had it taken a lifetime of traveling and car-swapping for me to come full circle and FINALLY BUY AMERICAN?

Well, I had to think about that one. Let's see:

• I like the basic design, styling, and color... +1


• GM is in the shithouse for the foreseeable future... -1


• I can throw in my own stereo and upgrade tires/rims easily/cheaply... +1


• A 1.6 liter engine is enough for a Japanese car this size, but an American one? Plus, the top model only upgrades the engine to a 1.8L (for an extra $5,000)... -1


• On the other hand, more solid construction has benefits... +1


• Resale value is horrible... -1

Hmm... pluses and minuses were an even tie just off the top of my head. Not very inspiring, but I still liked the car, so I came home to research it... Guess what?

I WAS FOOLED!

I wasn't thinking about buying American at all! Turns out, I was contemplating buying Korean!

FUCK YOU, GENERAL MOTORS! ME NO WANT REBADGED DAEWOO!

It was bad enough when buying a Chevy was buying a Chevy...

The great car hunt of 2006 resumes tomorrow.

It took just over three weeks for my box of documents to get here from Japan via surface mail. Inside were my international and California driver's licenses, where I had stupidly left them in the rush of last-minute packing.

I have papers again, and drove legally for the first time in Thailand today. Funny thing is, no one noticed.

Danger ahead, maties!

Of course, I had to see what all the fuss was about - turns out they were just cutting trees on the side of the road, nothing special.

So I've been watching the price of things, all kinds of things, here in Thailand. One of the bargains I noticed early on was for Japanese-made mobile phones other than Sony-Ericsson. In Thailand, Nokia is the absolute king, which is probably responsible for this trend (Sony still has brand power here so this explains their exclusion above). In fact, LG and Samsung cellphones are also more popular and expensive than their Japanese brethren, which I feel is ridiculous when I compare the products, yet am more than willing to take advantage of.

I picked up the black Panasonic VS6 for a little over 5,000 Baht ($140) last week and liked it so much, I went back to get a matching red one for Nam's birthday. There is not much to say about this phone except that it totally kicks the shit out of the equivalent Nokia in every aspect - functionality, quality of build, photo quality, features, ease of use - at half the price.

I may be biased, but every cell phone from a non-Japanese manufacturer I've ever used has had an overly complicated (or overly simplified) user interface, making simple tasks long, drawn-out affairs. I've worked with the cell testing groups at factories in Japan and know that at many companies, each phone's UI is tested by an army of 500 temp workers maintained exclusively for usability trials. They may very well have similar testing in other countries as well, but I doubt it is on the same scale. Anyways, an added bonus of this phone is that if you are used to using a Japanese keitai interface, this phone will be very easy to operate.

To answer the questions in my previous post, this phone seems to be available in the states (random shop link), but being GSM will not be available for use in Japan (it can be purchased in Japan for usage overseas in GSM countries, though - google jp link)

For me, Sunday holds some mighty important rituals - slowly making coffee, working on my car, and listening to Johnny Cash.

This is the greatest Soundgarden cover ever made.

Better than Naily Ass?

Taken at Fairy Plaza, Khon Kaen, which fills all my ladyboy needs.

Note: This photo and the ones of my office were taken with my new mobile phone - and I really like it.

Mystery solved. All you have to do is scroll down the page a bit further:

click to enlarge

So here's the deal: I got the university job and started yesterday, I've taught three classes so far and will be teaching Tuesday through Friday, 18 hours a week. I was assigned an office (shared with four other teachers) and a desk yesterday; today I was greeted at the door by a large, dirty dog who tried to schnozz my crotch, but was blocked by my Sweeping Dragon knee-block (I have two younger sisters and a younger brother, this particular defense is the sole reason my powers of procreation lasted past age 12). Later, I tried to pet said dog on the head, and he snapped at my fingers... I think we understand each other now.

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What was that thing about "sleeping dogs" again?

Well, I won't blog about work so much because I haven't signed a contract yet, and also this job is inherently different from what I was doing in Japan. I feel I have to watch what I say because there are so many eyes on me now... like, I shouldn't fucking curse so much, you know?

Meh, it's all or nothing for me, you know? Either say what I mean, or blog anonymously. So, no real plans to change the way I do things here; I'll just be open about it and see what happens. At my previous job, I actually had a blogging clause written into the contract. I kind of decided to never mention my company's name on the blog, and it worked out well I think. I mean, there was the whole pink shirt issue, which pretty much made my company look like a bunch of idiots, but hey - that's what the people who made the decision were.

One thing I will say about the new workplace is that I like the outdoor amphitheatre-sans-roof right next door:

"I am an opera singer"

I woke to the sound of bells and a desultory "moo."

Like my bro said, now I'm in the inaka. I like it.

Just a quick warning: I am possibly the worst person in the world to hang out with if you're a dedicated vegetarian.

I corrupted another one last night, with a tasty (insert joke here) Lao sausage, and she wants to go out and try a steak tonight. No complaints here. My message is meat, and my mission is to spread it until the end of tofu.

it tastes like shrimp, yo. the pilsen was pretty good, too.

(click on photo to enlarge)

Can you make out what tasty treat we came across?

Over at NPR:

Ray Manzarek on 'Light My Fire'
The keyboardist for the Doors explains how he came up with the famous piano riff from "Light My Fire."

Simply fascinating.

(thx, kiaa)