Okay so this is how I imagine this conversation went:
Walmart Employee: "Hello 'dis be Walmarts, how can I help you?"
Customer: " I would like to order a cake for a going away party this week."
Walmart Employee: "What you want on the cake?"
Customer: "Best Wishes Suzanne" and underneath that "We will miss you".
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Bonus question: Which is better, Walmart cake or third-world cake?
Finally, proof that Gawd does exist in WalMart, and does have a killer sense of humor! Funny, funny stuff.