This story was great, but the first comment just made my head explode: Lost in the Waves
Swept out to sea by a riptide, a father and his 12-year-old son struggle to stay alive miles from shore. As night falls, with no rescue imminent, the dad comes to a devastating realization: If they remain together, they'll drown together.
link is broken
http://74.125.155.132/search?q=cache:K-NsIoMb9soJ:www.mensjournal.com/lost-in-the-waves+mens+journal+lost+in+waves&cd=1&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us
He's right. At least in Japan I don't think you could order a double cheeseburger with lettuce. It would cause the staff's head to explode. There's no button on the register for that.