Humping Dog - "USB Meets Love"

Via g-man, who says, "Yo, the Japanese have too much time on their hands to be inventing shit like this..."

I loves me some unadon... Goodbye, unadon.

But, I hates ekimae ryugaku... Goodbye, ekimae ryugaku.

(Via the ever-adorable Fucked Gaijin)

I actually get better chicken in Thailand, though. So I guess the two things would have to be rear wheel drive and the SR-20DE engine. Don't get me wrong, the Cefiro is much better suited to my lifestyle now, but it pains me that I had to junk her. RIP, Silvia.

This is a heads up to anybody trying to get in touch with the 社会保険業務センター (Social Insurance Operation Center) from overseas. The old telephone number listed on all of their official forms 03-3334-3131 or 0333343131 (dialed from overseas as 81-3-3334-3131 or 81333343131) is no longer in service and you may or may not hear a recorded NTT message that says their new number is 057-007-1165 or 0570071165. However, upon dialing this new number you will receive another recorded message stating that "this number is not reachable from overseas." If you are like me, you will get a shrinking feeling in your stomach...

Then you will use your 1337 search skillz and perhaps find the needle in a haystack on a procurement document for toner cartridges: 03-5344-1100 (from overseas dial 81-3-5344-1100)

They will ask for an extension; tell them you're a foreigner and love sushi and geisha, and everything will work out.

You're welcome.