There is something very ironic about somebody commenting on our wedding photos and claiming that the elephants we hired were stolen from the forest and very badly trained, yet not actually knowing anything about the situation... Girls, I paid for those elephants to be trucked out from Surin specifically so they wouldn't have to walk on the hot asphalt... They were pedigreed, well-mannered, and very well-trained. And at the end of the day:

THEY. WERE. FUCKING. DELICIOUS!

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Hug a tree - somewhere else!