When you are pulled away from your workstation by the ISO 14001 auditor for an impromptu interview, the correct response to the question, "Do you know your company's environmental policy?" is NOT: "Uhhhh... I dunno, dude, like, Save the Whales?" In fact, since this is Japan, this reply may not be interpreted as amusing at all.

Pray for me - I've been flagged to be interviewed tomorrow morning.