Some of my colleagues are on a company ski trip to Hokkaido. I guess it's an allowed day off on this fine Monday, because they keep bombarding my keitai with pics of white slopes and messages like, "having fun?," and, "gambatte kudasai!"

Bastards.

G-man, at least, is for some reason being nice and sending non-ski related Engrish-esque findings up in Hokkaido, so I thought I'd post them here:

Um, I guess if you make them, they will come.

There's a bestiality joke in there somewhere.

Meanwhile, to all of you bastards skiing today: God Will Punish You! A pox on you! A thousand years of morning exercises and pointless safety certification meetings await!

...in preparation for the big move to Thailand in October.

Haven't done this for five years - just forgot how it felt, ya know?

Honestly describe your professional history in less than a page, without boring anyone too badly OR sounding like you love yourself too awfully much.

I know guys who get off on doing this kind of stuff, but I'm not too crazy about it.