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Eat Shit

Is what Deez Nuts is about to do. I had pulled search and rescue duty to pick up the missing Hashers, and so Deez and Joe stayed back and quaffed the Asahi. He decided that riding one of those miniature animals mounted on a giant spring would be a good idea. But after putting his whole weight into swinging back, gravity and the inertia of his 6 foot frame slammed him hard into terra firma. Yes, Deez, the stars are indeed bright tonight! No, its usual to have super-dialated pupils after you smash your head into something, have another beer!