Damn you Obi-wan, I can see your blue glow from behind that tree- come out from there!
"You must go to Dagobah to find the great Jedi master, Yoda." you said. All that's here on this cursed mud hole is a geriatric muppet who taunts me, making me carry him around on my back. Stop laughing, you dick.
You better have an idea on how to get my X-wing out of that bog, and I better not hear any of that "try using the force" crap! I should have never left Tatooine with you crackheads!
Dude, "Revenge of the Sith" was pretty good and if there was an action figure or Kid's Meal toy I could get for you, I would! I just couldn't figure out why, if they could rebuild limbs and bring back the almost-dead, badly-toasted and fatally-flawed Darth Vader, could not save the life of his mother. Other than that, it was a better story than the other two StarWars films.