April 22, 2004

Romance that ass

Romance, the toilet paper for discriminating wipers.

Lead-in: Do your "rhoids" scream at the sight of the sandpaper-like rolls stocked in public bathrooms?
Do you enjoy reading on your "throne" long after "making a deposit?"
Have you ever fantasized about alluring encounters with strangers -in the (water) closet?
If so, you may be in for a surprise... Introducing: ROMANCE Toilet Paper with Silky Smooth Aloe Vera treatment and Tiger Balm Infusion!

- Available soon at your local drugstore. - Posted by J@keitai at April 22, 2004 12:56 PM | TrackBack
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